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haha! I remember the first night after giving birth in the hospital with my first baby, I was actually scream/crying with laughter at the “hashtags” bit on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. My husband was looking at me like I was insane. HORMONES!

When I was pregnant and nobody knew yet, I’d ask the bartender to give me a seltzer but dress it like a cocktail, they always thought that was funny. Also I drink so much less now after having kids, so I will drink one beer in a dark bottle, and when it’s done I’ll go fill it up with water in the bathroom. I won’t

This sounds terrible and the movie looks dumb (though I’m sure I’ll eventually see it, since I have a 4 and 2 year old)... but I really liked the 20/20 Experience! Was I the only one? I didn’t like the follow up album (2 of 2) but the rest of it was fun.

You took the words right out of my mouth! I find Mel & Sue to be irritating actually, but I ADORE Mary. I can put up with those two if Mary is involved!

I never thought to put bag balm on my face! I use it on my lips and feet :)

Are there any socks out there that are even CLOSE to how awesome Bombas are?!?! I got 4 pairs on a whim (with a big discount code via another blog I read) and they are now my absolute FAVORITE socks. They really are great, but damn, so expensive.

Are there any socks out there that are even CLOSE to how awesome Bombas are?!?! I got 4 pairs on a whim (with a big

As a designer, I just want to say that the typeface used on all of these is offensive to human eyeballs everywhere.

Who are you, the queen of England?!?!

Yes. that’s the ONLY way it’s even slightly OK. I have posted ones of my kids in the tub, but from a side angle where you can only see their necks and heads. That’s it!

RIGHT?!?!?! A family I am sorta-friends with (more like, friends of friends) always posts photos of their son naked on Instagram. I mean, the first tiny infant photo... ok whatever. The kid is now THREE and the dad posted a photo of him the other day sitting there holding his penis. Like, SERIOUSLY!? You’re posting

RIGHT?! It’s just so icky. No other word for it.

I read a lot of blogs and a few of the bloggers are moms with kids, who do stuff like this. It ALWAYS rubs me the wrong way and you’ve put it into words why. (aka kid thinking they’re just having a fun day with mom, down the road finds out mom was getting paid for it). I at LEAST hope that these mommy bloggers are

Uh, whoa. I bet that was a crazy experience!

I just posted almost the same comment! They really bug me! Especially Sue.

Me too! Halp

I personally find Sue to be obnoxious, good riddance! I hate the way she shout-growls in a low voice “BAKE”! I do love the show, though. I wonder if it’ll REALLY be any different when it switches tv channels, though. I mean, if the same production company is making it, will the feel of it change at all? I wouldn’t

Right?! It’s the great debate of our time. Moms who drink a lot vs. moms who smoke. It’s all a wash! (as long as nobody is putting their kids in danger, I say you do you)

OH. MY.

About to start reading Amy Schumer’s book. Listening to a lot of DIIV these days. That’s one of the only current bands I have kept up with lately ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Other than that I’ve been listening to lots of Neil Young and War on Drugs.

This is just the best. I think I actually WILL watch Carol this weekend now, since I still haven’t yet!