hahaha, my thoughts exactly. I have two of them. I love them, LOVE THEM, adore them, they are my world. Buuuuuuuutttttt.... it'd be cool to sleep in again someday. Or just go shopping by myself. Someday! Someday!

Do you have children? I sometimes wonder if having kids ages skin faster. I'm only 32 but I have two very small girls, and I swear since having them I'm like, "AHHHH WRINKLES! GREY HAIR!!!" (which, I don't care about, I am just noticing them more). I wonder if it's a "being 32" thing or a "you have two babies who…

I have never experimented with any drugs, and I too felt that shift around age 27/28. 30 was a big year for me too, I was like, "LOOK AT ME, I DON'T CARE!!!!" And even though I'm only 32, that giving zero fucks thing gets stronger by the day. I freaking love it.

You are my hero! I take really good care of myself (water, good food, etc) but don't find much time to work out with a toddler and an infant and a full time job. I count taking care of them as my exercise most days, but do try to squeeze in a walk at least twice a week. I know as they get older I'll be able to do more…

OH YES. This bit had me laughing out loud, snorting even. SO GOOD!

Here, here! You are doing the right things. I bought good smelling bath bombs and lotion and makeup last week too. Stuff I most definitely do not need, but I NEED TO SURVIVE. You feel me.

"Snow museum with attached ice cafe" made me laugh SO HARD. I too am in the unreasonably angry stage. This is also the "Treat-yo-Self" stage. I buy whatever food/snack/drink is going to make me happy on any given day. It works!!! (see also: ordering funny movies on demand, buying new slippers, buying trashy magazines,…

Yes that would be amazing! I'd totally listen to that.

Same! Wiig is incredibly talented and funny, and THAT'S the sketch they bring back to highlight her? I mean, I get that The Californians lends itself to having tons of characters on screen at the same time, but think of how funny it would have been if they did The Lawrence Welk bit and had her as baby hands, and other…

She did. I agree. She really can sing... but why HER?! of all people...

RIGHT! SO MANY MUSICIANS would have said yes to perform. But... those two? Whatever.

Agreed. I loved every minute! I had a blast watching it, and I always love SNL, no matter the cast. I've been watching since the early 90's and it's always just so fun.

I loved it all and was laughing the whole time, but they really could have done without the musical numbers, I think.

Have you seen Jimmy Fallon do "EW!" on his show? She was basically copying the way he does his voice in that (he plays a teenage girl). So it was like... Taylor being Jimmy being a teenage girl. It was weird.

Me too! I was bouncing and clapping my hands with glee, seeing the three of them sitting there together.

maybe I wasn't supposed to, but I just laughed so hard at this I spit out my drink. You're right. She seems SO DIM. (and I only got partially through the first book, I just couldn't handle the awfulness)

Twilight was an effing masterpiece compared to this shit. I read all of the books in the Twilight series, but couldn't even get 1/4th of the way into Fifty Shades. Really, truly horrid.

I JUST discovered her. What rock have I been living under? She's amazing.

I agree. Georgia May Jagger just screams "MODEL" whereas if I saw Kendall on the street I'd be like, "she's really pretty" but not necessarily model-y.

Here here. Exactly what I was about to say! I don't give a shit what anybody else does. I have kids. They're great. But if someone doesn't want them? DON'T DO IT. It's HARD WORK.