That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

Too bad stylists can't fix the inbreeding that made him look like...ugh, I can't even.

No, luv, can’t see her.

OMG my 5-6 pounder does the same thing! She sometimes sleeps on my head. If I sleep too late, she wakes me up by patting me on the face. Once I'm out of bed, she leaves. It's like she thinks it's her duty.

Torties are the best!!

For a happy animal story, check out the live cam of two baby bald eagles: http://dceaglecam.org/

You are correct, it’s not part of licensing to be a licensed nurse anywhere in the US. Requirements to get a license whether for LPN or RN in the US are two:

“all nurses take”

Sigh. It’s NOT “San Fran”.

At the risk of being banned, I ungreyed your post. Truth in the media and all that.

I don't get it.

I wonder if anti-vaxxers would not immunize their children against yellow fever.

I am going to court soon for a permanent restraining order against a male neighbor. I wish I could put this on a shirt to wear to court for the judge to read. Or maybe I could say it at some point?

I know! I was so wrapped up in hair reminiscence that I couldn’t pay attention to what she was saying.

My belief is that they are both sex addicts who found a religion that endorses that. So he wouldn’t care if she could get preggers or not. Anyway, the fact that Josh is a sex addict adds credence to my theory.

How can anybody never have had a cup of coffee? Is he Mormon?

Except he will be like 92.

Applauding the brilliant use of chopsticks! Keeps that red dye off your fingers.

Something similar happened with dietary salt, many years ago. Now we have a nation that erroneously believes salt is bad for you.