Yeah, those cute little paws just smushed that tiny frog. And they never eat them (can't say I blame them, yuck) so I have to dispose of them. Again, yuck.

I've only seen two presidential signs so far here in HI, and both were for bernie. Now I know why: beer, partying, weed and goats.

You are correct, probably. IKEA does not ship anywhere. That makes me sad.

Frogs. I live in a tent in HI, and these little ones, Coquis (which got here from Puerto Rico in case any of you have heard these little fuckers over there) either hop in themselves or are brought in by the cats. On a daily basis. And hop on me. Yuck.

Reason #240 why NOT to live in Hawaii: even though I have Amazon Prime, I cannot order the $93 mini fridge/freezer because, and I quote the non-English-as a first language speaker from Amazon, “It’s too expensive to ship”. What.the.fuck, Amazon?

For a month I stayed with someone who’s lived off the grid for decades. Her outhouse is more pleasant than a regular toilet. It’s in Hawaii, and instead of being all wood, the wall you face is screened, with vines and flowers growing on it, looking out towards a lava flow and jungle. There is lime to sprinkle on the…

My kids were grown by the time I got a smartphone, and I’m really glad I didn’t have to deal with this decision.

Why not sleep naked?

In Hawaii nobody wears shoes indoors. EVER. Because of the climate, slippers (aka flip flops - rubber thonged) are the most common shoe. Also no need for socks. Everyone automatically removes slippers or shoes outside of the front door and is barefoot inside. Sweeping and vacuuming occur regularly and it is…

Of course there will be positive feedback! That's why you need to see all of it - so you can get the warm fuzzies and be in a better position to handle the bitch.

As faculty for six years, I’ve been evaluated by every.single.student. It’s inevitable that you get bad feedback, but it’s harder to forget than good.

That hateful and condescending attitude is found on Jezebel. I'm tired of it. I be gone.

I have already written a letter to Joanna about how the headline and reporting are misleading. Essentially what this pregnant woman is doing is asking the ACLU to force the hospital to do a tubal ligation at the same time as the delivery.

Debate? What you talking about, Willis? Did I say anything in my post that inspired this response? I'm at a loss.

Wrong. Neither surgery is a big deal. Tubal ligation is an outpatient procedure with minimal risk, minimal recuperation. This story and the way it’s being reported is all kinds of wrong. She asked the ACLU to step in so she can have a tubal ligation when they deliver her baby. This is a first-world expectation issue.…

Former ER nurse here to say I don't believe a word of it.

It’s not an extreme situation. The headline is misleading. The woman knows she’s going to have a C-section and has enlisted the ACLU to have a tubal ligation done at the same time.

First of all, the headline, Joanna is wrong. The tubal ligation is not to save her life or the life of her fetus. It is to prevent future pregnancies which may be life-threatening for her due to her condition. So fix the headline.

Dave is complaining about garlic, in Gilroy, CA? WTF? Gilroy is the garlic capital of the world. He, like Kim Davis, needs to work elsewhere.

We don't. That's just a prop picture.