It's DEFINITELY worth watching till the end. I'll be laughing all day from the ending :)

I was wondering how her kitchen counter looks now.

How could she have gone to the police and told this story??? The mortification must have been horrible. I certainly would have never told a soul. Not that I'm stupid enough to allow myself to agree to go to a hotel for sex blindfolded...

Hey now, that’s good news for this woman who’s giving up men for at least a year!

“Prosthetic penis” reminds me of this:

I wonder if she actually read the book. And seriously, who actually reads all the books on their kid’s summer reading list anyway?

App names would be appreciated

After reading all the replies of women who go to barber shops, maybe Madeleine Davies should do “Grim Yelp Reviews of Women’s Salons”.

I have long hair, and my local barber shop cuts and dyes it. Better atmosphere than Supercuts, and even cheaper prices, AND they do it better and faster.

“they should have been up front”

Agreed. The woman is petty and I feel for her boyfriend.

This. Just this morning I went to my local barber shop because they dye hair for $35 and do a better job.

The gaps throw off the whole thing cuz they’re right at the neckline. All the sweaters I’ve knit, you begin at the bottom. So she does all this detailed work, and after 7 months maybe was just like screw the neckline.

One person gets to keep her job.

Yes, I am. I wonder how you knew that ;)

Oh God. These people live in my town. This area is inundated with young hippies with dreads. I'm not surprised to read this. BUT nothing will likely come of it. They're usually too stoned and trance dancing and buying only organic with food stamps to actually accomplish anything.

Methadone is said to be worse than heroin. Just today I guy told me he’s been clean for five years but still has bad days. He used 1000 feet of toilet paper from two weeks of constant diarrhea after he quit cold turkey.

PSA: you can download free books instantly from the library. It has changed my life.

What body part is this?

You rock, as always.