Hey now, that’s good news for this woman who’s giving up men for at least a year!

“Prosthetic penis” reminds me of this:

I wonder if she actually read the book. And seriously, who actually reads all the books on their kid’s summer reading list anyway?

App names would be appreciated

After reading all the replies of women who go to barber shops, maybe Madeleine Davies should do “Grim Yelp Reviews of Women’s Salons”.

I have long hair, and my local barber shop cuts and dyes it. Better atmosphere than Supercuts, and even cheaper prices, AND they do it better and faster.

“they should have been up front”

Agreed. The woman is petty and I feel for her boyfriend.

This. Just this morning I went to my local barber shop because they dye hair for $35 and do a better job.

The gaps throw off the whole thing cuz they’re right at the neckline. All the sweaters I’ve knit, you begin at the bottom. So she does all this detailed work, and after 7 months maybe was just like screw the neckline.

One person gets to keep her job.

Yes, I am. I wonder how you knew that ;)

Oh God. These people live in my town. This area is inundated with young hippies with dreads. I'm not surprised to read this. BUT nothing will likely come of it. They're usually too stoned and trance dancing and buying only organic with food stamps to actually accomplish anything.

Methadone is said to be worse than heroin. Just today I guy told me he’s been clean for five years but still has bad days. He used 1000 feet of toilet paper from two weeks of constant diarrhea after he quit cold turkey.

PSA: you can download free books instantly from the library. It has changed my life.

What body part is this?

You rock, as always.

Nice trailer. But...I read both Ray Bradbury and Macbeth at the same time in high school. This does not come even close to either of their writings.

Ignore the haters. You are correct in all things, and 100+ stars for the flying pigs reference.

I don't know. The Japanese come to Hawaii to get married, so they're young and it's just the two of them. The Chinese come in big groups. The Korean women though, and I've just started seeing them in the last year or so, are alone or have their kids. And they look like they're seeking asylum, they're so sad.