“though some people think both are legit candidates or could be, which what”

The umm, huge cameltoe is just a tad distracting.

“That’s on you, boo. “

Huh? Regardless, your mileage may vary.

Didn’t read this because of Whitney Cummings. IMO the most obnoxious person ever.

Getting drunk cuz an asshole is marrying someone else is totally okay. Get drunk, cry and rant and rave, get it out of your system.. Then when you're sober, youllmrealize you've been blessed that you are not his wife.

No, don't be sad. Just don't assume that their military profile automatically means the person is,ok.

Heh. Broke up with a guy this weekend for this reason alone.

Hmm. I am the opposite. Probably cuz I’m on the Asperger spectrum. I like the outgoing people who say it all. No confusion. The people who keep their thoughts and feelings hidden confuse the fuck out of me.

Nah. I was with a military dude. Decorated and all that. MOST abusive guy ever.

So true. A family member admitted to me that not only had he been raped by his aunt as a child, but that he is a child rapist, and he has no control over himself. He was crying out for help. So, I called the police, and told his mom. Less than a day later, I was kicked out of the family because he denied it all.…

When I worked at my local HIV/STD clinic, our biggest funding came from MAC cosmetics.

I know. So sad. She recently admitted to body issues, but outfits like this do nothing to help.

Have you tried porn first?

A guy gave me my Lelo. He is long gone, but the Lelo is forever.

Barbarella:

This is the first thing I read of his, and I fell in love:

He called himself “honorary Asperger”.

Mine was from a University computer to my stepfather, on a non-multimedia computer. Blue screen, white font. It was 1994 or so. I remember having to write down an address to mail him, but I don’t remember having to create an account. I remember thinking it was stupid, and resented my mom for making me go to the Univ.…

Me when I get woken up in this position. Dude, really?