Are you serious? I'm no music junkie, but you're missing quite a few names, and including Lenny...I can't even :(

Or maybe gospel?

Déjà vu...the one time I went to New Orleans Jazz Fest, Lenny Kravitz was on the main stage. That was in the mid nineties and I’d barely heard of him then. His act then did not impress.

I was already concerned about both your cooking experience (PROPER guacamole has to have blah blah GRAPE tomatoes???) and your taste buds. This comment proves it. Cilantro should be eaten fresh, not cooked.

You're close, but I think it's the other way around. If she were facing him and he was doin the nasty, then his beard would be in the perfect position to acquire anal microbes.

My scientific inquiry of two years has led to the conclusion that ALL middle-aged penii are sad.

Right? Cuz these guys live in NYC, the Mecca for deli meat. I remember having a pastrami sandwich from a deli and thinking this is over an inch of meat. I can’t fit it in my mouth, it’s so much meat. Now I live in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (Hawaii) and I’ve literally eaten a BK Whopper two days in a row. And…

Yes. In my household we call it pickling. Or should that be spelled pickle-ing? Whatever. We take habaneros and put them and some garlic in cheap white vinegar and then...wait. The longer the better.

I'm human too, and the biggest favor I asked of a friend is to borrow tools.

I was much older. Married, with kids. I was at Cal Expo with my bestest buddy. He told my guys were constantly checking me out. I was incredulous. I was like no way. I’m married with two kids. And he said, no, I’ve been watching these dudes, and they are checking you out. That opened my eyes. I never realized it till…

What if *we* all show up at the Thursday taping?

Am I the only person on Gawker that lives in a county, on an island, where GMOs are illegal? Hawaii. Roseanne Barr - she lives here, and she used her money to ban them. Half the papaya crop had to be destroyed!

You guys are the worst. I swear, I came hear to see if Whitney is any less obnoxious now than when she was on Chelsea Lately. I laughed so hard I forgot about Whitney.

Ellie,

Ohio? Wait, this girl is doing this in Ohio. She deserves a lot of respect for her courage.

Yes, it occurs. I have seen the maggots in refrigerators in the pharmacy, mad I have watched wound care nurses apply them to gangrenous toes. I haven't yet gotten to see them a few days later, when the wound bed is clean and the maggots are plump.

The way I read the article, plus your quote, is that the WHO is advising condom use until they know more. In some countries in Africa, it’s been difficult (reference HIV) to increase condom usage.

I apologize in advance if this makes you ill, BUT, those look like the maggots we use on wounds in the hospital to, um, clear away dead tissue. That was what I thought they were until I looked more closely.

I didn’t know that. Breastfed both my kids for a year, plus that was 23+ years ago.

I was wondering that, too.