Right? Cuz these guys live in NYC, the Mecca for deli meat. I remember having a pastrami sandwich from a deli and thinking this is over an inch of meat. I can’t fit it in my mouth, it’s so much meat. Now I live in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (Hawaii) and I’ve literally eaten a BK Whopper two days in a row. And…

Yes. In my household we call it pickling. Or should that be spelled pickle-ing? Whatever. We take habaneros and put them and some garlic in cheap white vinegar and then...wait. The longer the better.

I'm human too, and the biggest favor I asked of a friend is to borrow tools.

I was much older. Married, with kids. I was at Cal Expo with my bestest buddy. He told my guys were constantly checking me out. I was incredulous. I was like no way. I’m married with two kids. And he said, no, I’ve been watching these dudes, and they are checking you out. That opened my eyes. I never realized it till…

What if *we* all show up at the Thursday taping?

Am I the only person on Gawker that lives in a county, on an island, where GMOs are illegal? Hawaii. Roseanne Barr - she lives here, and she used her money to ban them. Half the papaya crop had to be destroyed!

You guys are the worst. I swear, I came hear to see if Whitney is any less obnoxious now than when she was on Chelsea Lately. I laughed so hard I forgot about Whitney.

Ellie,

Ohio? Wait, this girl is doing this in Ohio. She deserves a lot of respect for her courage.

Yes, it occurs. I have seen the maggots in refrigerators in the pharmacy, mad I have watched wound care nurses apply them to gangrenous toes. I haven't yet gotten to see them a few days later, when the wound bed is clean and the maggots are plump.

The way I read the article, plus your quote, is that the WHO is advising condom use until they know more. In some countries in Africa, it’s been difficult (reference HIV) to increase condom usage.

I apologize in advance if this makes you ill, BUT, those look like the maggots we use on wounds in the hospital to, um, clear away dead tissue. That was what I thought they were until I looked more closely.

I didn’t know that. Breastfed both my kids for a year, plus that was 23+ years ago.

I was wondering that, too.

#unappreciative #firstworldproblem

You are unclear on the concept of gift-giving.

I know, right? When I saw the quote “With formula costing us $80 a week”, my first thought was, why don't you breastfeed? It's free. My second thought was that these are the kind of parents who when this monster grows up to be a jerk, they kick him out of the house along with a bill for all that formula etc. Third…

I'm intrigued. Got a link?

Right? Or how about fat guys who only want to date skinny women? Like they are completely unaware of their beer bellies and chubbiness.

I’m unclear why a “nursing association” or the military would buy these when there is already a company that specializes in responsive medical manikins: