Numbers. All I can say at this point is that one of my most miserable moments in my life was watching a Cal/Stanford game at UC stadium. Talk about cramped, and I'm a small woman. Never again. I think I'll take the Karl Pilkington view of life at this point. What a bother.

I'm surprised you would say that. I live in Hawaii, which for climate reasons does not play hockey, and have a good friend here who plans his life around the hockey schedule. AND he lives on a boat.

Yeah, but, did you see that stadium? More packed than the Super Bowl!

If it was hijacked /sabotaged, why is no one claiming responsibility?

No, it was always funny. The variety and weirdness of the inserted items, the stories they would tell, the attempts to try to get the items out - endlessly amusing. Like apple dude. We had to go to labor and delivery for forceps. So imagine this guy on all fours, with two women behind him, using forceps to try to…

Yeah, former ER nurse here, and can't think of anything hilarious that doesn't involve foreign bodies inserted in rectums.

Cue the classist argument. Americans ski powder in Utah, Russians are used to skiing crappy slush.

Or here in Hawaii. We have rideable snow on Mauna Kea at least every every other year.