ending Moe Wagner’s NBA career before it even began.

Uh oh. DeAndre Jordan has reached “a verbal agreement” to sign with the Dallas Mavericks in free agency. That is a cursed sentence. We have entered “fool me twice” territory, here.

Those people also “don’t see color.”

The helpful and informed man at the bar the other day advised me that, in fact, all soccer players are gay.

Coming out as gay is cool and all, but coming out as a Minnesota United player? That takes real courage.

“I don’t care if he is gay or not, I just don’t want to hear about it!”

Gotta hand it to the NFL. They moved on this situation like a bitch.

This is so stupid. Presumably this has been discussed elsewhere on Deadspin, but why would something subjective (a referee’s awarding of yellow cards) determine who should go through?

People say CONMEBOL has the toughest qualifying schedule, but that’s bunk. It’s definitely CAF.

Really sad about the African teams eliminated from the tournament. Although Tunisia and Egypt were butt, I thought Senegal, Nigeria and Morocco all played well enough to make it to the knockout phase, and there’s no guarantee that any of them will make it back in ‘22 because CAF qualifying is just nuts.

“After Hours with Stephen A. Smith” is the worst idea for a television show, and exactly what this country needs right now.

“Ludicrously preposterous. Kahwi is bellicose, George is contumacious, and LeBron is effulgent. There’s just NO ROOM in LA for my histrionic loquaciousness.”

“South Korea’s goals had heart, but Fútbol in the Groin had a fútbol in the groin.” - Arturo

Oh the humidity!

Auf wiedersehen, Felicia.

I heard he eventually scored in hoppage time.

Wait... so, when Mexico sends it people... they are bringing their best now? I’m so confused.

So basically the Nets are the NBA’s landfill.

Worst second half of a career?