It was only six years ago that he tried to engineer a move to join Deron Williams in New Jersey.

So to summarize, from Kupchak’s perspective, he renounced the rights to Howard and Russell in order to sign Mozgov?

Turns out Superman’s kryptonite was himself all along.

Regardless, though, the U.S. probably still considers him one, and if he wanted to he could probably get himself an American passport without too much trouble.

It’s just Ovechkin. Drunk is implied.

Why would you demote him to regular Russian?

I mean, most women can’t even grow a decent sports mustache.

He will be bringing a handheld PA and microphone to his local Chili’s during the lunch rush. He made flyers for the self-arranged event using MS Paint, and has stapled them to several dozen phone poles around Bristol, CT.

Nothing says “hire me” like going off on a misogynistic twitter rant

Ronaldo is not paying for this fucking wall.

A spokesperson replied, “Wocka Wocka! That’s some good fucking!”

Circle Back In Temecula, Where We Can Take This Offline

Damn, if I’d have known that talking shit to/about athletes would net me a free vacation, I would’ve started doing that years ago.

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Rachel Nichols: Scottie, you and Gary [Payton] have been out of the league for a while now, but seem to have insights no one else does! Why is that?

you had your chance with Rodman the other night and no one asked

Did Graham Gano violate the unwritten rules of the game by slowly-trotting after a home run? MY COLUMN:

Walker is Australian. He’s used to drinking upside down!

But his fisting hand is okay, right?