Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

It’s hard to explain, but watching these Caps through the playoffs, it just felt different, even as I was stress-drinking and chewing my fingers off. They played loose and relaxed and they never, ever panicked. As a fan of this team for 25 years, I had never seen them play like this. Even in ‘98, there was a frenzy to…

Those are synonyms, yes.

It’s the Babe!

To Barry’s credit, this is by far the worst season in the history of the franchise, so he was at least right about that.

Man, Vegas has some smug fans for a brand new franchise.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

“So stupid, right? I predict he’s really going to regret it.”

It’s nice to learn that even sports fans in Vegas can be as insufferable as the rest of us.

If the cougar attacks, fight back aggressively and try to stay on your feet. Cougars have been driven away by people who have fought back.

Meh, I’d rather get rid of the whole area south of the Ohio River and east of the Mississippi, but that’s just me.

I’ve long thought the Monroe Doctrine was a mistake.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Up 2-0 with 3 of the potential 5 next games at home. What could go wrong?

Mmmm, sauteed ass.

...the crowd is going to be preposterous...

I understand you feeling this way, but in a short period of time we have seen the Cavs, Cubs, Eagles and Donald Trump win... why not!!! Although even if we sweep the bolts the jets scare the piss out of me.

Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Barry.

Insert Hamburglar joke here