I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

I wear a Rod Langway jersey to the caps games. I wonder how many fans remember that guy as a player not just an old guy with a mustache that does some of the intermission stuff.

Bron’s Plan

Drake: [heads home]

Simmons got handles in transition tho

I thought you played dead to ward off a bear?

“So we lose a guy who consistently reps Houston”

“What kind of man lets a woman hold opinions of her own?”

I’m just so tired of the discrimination against rich white kids. I know the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice. But when will these people finally have their day?

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

Look at Barron Trump over here. Must be nice to live in town where little league can afford to give away snow cones.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

I’m struggling to see why anyone should care either way if Wolf made fun of her appearance.

Save your rage, husband it for the day you unleash a drunken, holiday-destroying Thanksgiving rant. If there’s one thing that 2016 taught us, it’s go big or go home.

The smokey eye joke outrage is funny, because to take it as an insult to her appearance you:

Well that settles it. He’s definitely going to Cleveland, now.

I hear you; I would argue it may have been half-ass at first. But there’s no doubt that from 2016 on we’ve been 110% ass.

Also that the current POTUS is actively attempting to ruin the lives of most of the people and/or the families of those people who actually give a fuck about soccer in the US.

At least we won’t have Gus Johnson and pre-game soccer tutorials..... right? Right??!!