“Terez Owens could play a little himself back in the day.”
Ogre's Remorse
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Pros: thick lower legs and good bubble, probably from walking.
NFL Cheerleaders: Thank you for agreeing to meet with us today, Mr. Goodell.
Man’s gotta put food on his family.
Back and to the left.
This is some sort of lengthy parable about the Capital’s playoff performance, isn’t it?
“I don’t ever think about what age I am or who is facing me,’’ Colon said through an interpreter after the game.
I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.
Jim Rome from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. PT and Doug Gottlieb from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Exactly, they can’t even tank properly
As a Cavs fan, I’m hoping the Cavs end up with a top 5 pick and Brookyln winning 2 straight against the Bulls sucked. But the Cavs managed to salvahe one spot by losing to the Knicks. My dream scenario is Philly getting #1 via the Lakers and the Cavs getting #2. End all this tanking with the two playoff teams holding…
“Attempting to evaluate his performance in that job would be absurd and impossible, like grading how well somebody cooked a poop soufflé.”
And sadly, the Magic aren’t even the worst example of leadership by a DeVos. What a power couple.
Right now his exercise regimen mainly involves throwing children into a large, bubbling pot.
How is a guy named Buzz NOT the GM of the Hornets? It’s a goddamn travesty.
Nope, he actually, literally, 100% did that. Then patted himself on the back for being brave enough to use the word “rape.”
Screamin’! Screamin’ at immigrants!
“Wind-swept honey bun!” — The Four Tops
By the way, at this roundtable on tax reform, Trump literally took his prepared remarks, declared them “boring” and threw them away. He then ranted about immigrants and caravans, claiming women crossing the border were being “raped at levels nobody’s ever seen.”