Additionally Real Americans are a distinct tribe of white people, native to the lower 48 states who hump the Flag, their guns, Jesus, mayonnaise and their wives in that order. All others who happen to live in the United States should be referred to as Moochers.

his fundraising isn’t going as well.

I thought the technical term was “gingervitis”...

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

If Trump is unpopular, why does this cat look like this? If liberalism is popular, why does this cat look like this?

When asked for his opinion on the situation, Russell Wilson glanced around nervously and pissed his pants before discussing the Seahawks positive locker room culture.

Judge, jury and Sexecutioner.

BREAKING: I Like Cheap Beer has just learned that Donovan McNabb works for ESPN.
Seriously, I had no idea until this post.

Or any name not sounding like Whitey McWealthywhite

don’t make the challenge in an inconsequential part of the field.

McAduly noted

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

“Where is the loyalty?”

Not enough authoritah is being respected.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Clark Griswold would be so happy to get that Christmas ‘bonus’.