Right!?

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

And I like the egg noodles too but marinara is still better than the gravy.

I believe you, Al.

Please be aware that you are criminally unfunny. I know that Deadspin routinely has the worst dad-humor on the Internet, but this is astonishingly dumb.

Maybe I’m naive but I would have thought it was Philly.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

Let’s remember some guys!

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

Base on what is he “still pretty butt”? Anything objective here or is someone going to have to pry this horrible take from your cold dead hands?

“Forget it, Jake. It’s heinie-town.”

Siemian Fever condition check:

Give him a break, he is one of the only QB’s with a literal monkey on his back.

Hey man, they don’t need your pity. (but they’ll take a QB, if you got one)

My high school English Lit teacher, Ms. Droken, would have loved you for that headline and the alliteration.

If a tree falls in an empty stadium, does anyone here it?