This is how I’ve felt about Columbus for the last 17 years.

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Marshawn 2020

New York Undercover was good! I think.

Huh. So the Wizards have to cut Marcin Gortat?

#MeToo

With the way this week has gone, U.S. Soccer should be announcing the hiring of Bob Bradley any minute now.

CONCACAF is many things but it is not worse than Oceania or Asia, not by a long shot that curls past a 38 year old starting goalkeeper.

Nice to know where Alexi Lalas gets his material

what are we supposed to play someone who instead plays in the *squints at palm of hand* beandesliga

Kid: I think I might play in 2030.

I guess I was 5 and 9 when the US failed to qualify for the World Cup in 1978 and 1982. It really tore my young heart asunder, but then Pele starred in Victory, and all was well.

Yeah, like, on one hand it’s bittersweet that it will be the last time seeing them, but on the other, this departure should have happened awhile ago. As a Yankees fan, I have little tolerance for the let’s-trot-out-old-guys-for-nostalgia-because-oh-god-there’s-no-one-else excuse (as I’m sure you understand, ha).

For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

Yeah, he clearly has no interest in being there; he’s pouting, staring off in the distance with his eyes rolling around his head like he’s an 11-year-old boy during a sermon in church, but god damn it as long as he’s bipedal during the anthem I guess he’s a better man for the job than Kaep.

Hopefully someone from the Jets is there watching.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.