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+1 Dual-handed finger snap

“They hung in there for almost three quarters against a shitty team (before losing by 47!)” is not actually a defense of this extremely atrocious basketball team!

In my house, we call that turfuckin’.

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

It is bizarre to me that some people think “high wages” lead to automation. If they can design a robot to do a human job, it will always be cheaper, and business owners will always choose the robot, because it makes them more money, which is the whole point of the business.

Only 1203 days until his term ends. Hopefully* he’ll be out on or before that day (and we won’t all have long since been reduced to an irradiated shitpile).

Every fucking day. They stole a SCOTUS seat. That shit makes me insanely angry, to the point where I’ve cut every single trump supporter out of my life lest I go feral on them.

My friend’s mother made a “What an ass” FB post, and garnered this response:

That photo op was taken in one of the wealthier parts of Puerto Rico, there’s no way in hell Trump would go within a hundred miles of actual suffering.

I know you are long since numb to it, and I know every day is worse than the last, but I’d like you to remember just

Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

To help them corner the market, I’m assuming the Sixers’ scouting report on Emeka Okafor was written by Clarence Beeks.

This is a bad take

who is currently out of a job after a year in Cleveland

McAdoo about nothing.

let players decide where they want to play.

Just sign players out of college and be done with it. Put in a hard cap so every rookie can’t just run off to LA or Miami, and let players decide where they want to play. There’s no incentive to tank, rookies get paid what they’re worth, and the players aren’t sold off to a team that might not have their best

“I’m no head trauma expert, but can we really trust a guy who can’t even count?”

Jemele has a right to her personal opinions, but not to publicly share them on a platform that implies that she was in any way speaking on behalf of ESPN.