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Ogre's Remorse
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Seriously. They didn’t even snap each other’s naked asses with wet towels.

To be fair, 95% of the viewers turned off Arena Bowl XXX after 5 minutes when it turned out to just be an indoor football game.

Can’t believe the Browns/Jets week 5 game is at 1. That’s got Thursday Night Football written all over it.

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It’s only good for proving to Dottie that you are in fact in Texas.

It’s not comfortable, it’s not fun...We’re all going through the same thing together 

How this man isn’t our current Treasury Secretary is one of life’s enduring mysteries. We’d have been in good hands with him and Fed Chairman Jim Cramer.

Not much. What’s a gode with you?

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Let them pay the bear tax, you pay the Homer tax.

Seriously. Why are we even talking about this when we have to deal with a goddamn ice dragon?

You know, maybe this sort of thing isn’t hip to say nowadays, but as far as I am concerned the special thing you do during the daytime is your dang job. I’ll get excited about the moon and the sun when they publish some damn blogs on this website. Until then, they can go to hell!

I strained my eyes looking at this for too long

I don’t get the fuss. Middle of the country’s been unenlightened for some time.

the outgoing governor of New Jersey will not pursue an on-air gig at WFAN.

as the outgoing governor of New Jersey will not pursue an on-air gig at WFAN.

“It’s right up there for grabs, and either person can take it ...”
—Jaguars HC Doug Marrone on QB situation

This is largely why there hasn’t been any serious effort by Democrats to rally the country around the idea of impeaching Trump: they know as well as we do that they have accomplished almost nothing the last decade on their own (Obama is a generational talent that fell into their lap, and not to go all Bill Simmons,

I keep waiting for the Trump presidency to reach critical mass when he tweets, “If there can be a BLACK history month, how is it racist to have a WHITE history month?”