No I only married into royalty so my title was Duke of the asshole galaxy. I had to forfeit it in the divorce to get custody of the princess.
No I only married into royalty so my title was Duke of the asshole galaxy. I had to forfeit it in the divorce to get custody of the princess.
Fuck no. My ex wife is bitch queen of the universe and i’ll have nothing to do with her ever again. That being said after 13 years without sex i’m starting to get desperate.
I’m game, but the wife might disagree.
A few months back I had to take my son to the emergency room. During the check in process we were asked, “Have you been out of the country or to Florida in the last 30 days?” The nurse couldn’t understand why I was laughing until I asked if Florida had officially been released from the USA to become its own entity.
Oh Florida.
how did you get through the mysterious waiting list?
For another, the Warriors will pay fans back the cost of their PSLs after 30-years, making this functionally a zero-interest loan.
The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.
did you just curse me?
“And heeeere come the pretzels!”
This “interview” bullshit is fucked up. JaMarcus Russell got tryouts with I believe the Bears and Saints after he was cut by the Raiders. He was perhaps the least committed football of all time. Nobody insisted he needed to give an “interview” first. Rolando McClain, perhaps the second-least committed football player…
Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera
The true victims here are the fantasy footballers. That guy should have thought of that and moved his face out of the path of Zeke’s fist.
God damnit Zeke stop getting yourself in trouble YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND HALF THE SEASON SUSPENDED AND THEN WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO GET MY FANTASY POINTS IN MY KEEPER LEAGUE?!?!?
In Ezekiel’s defense, he probably meant to punch out the woman instead.
The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.
And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
wait for the parody porn...
Worst witness protection identities EVER.
And he shall be Livan
And he shall be a good man