“Drink a beer and listen a baseball game or something.”

Counterpoint: Baseball is for old men like George Will and is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

I still can’t get how he’s made it this far while shooting like a five year old.

When she talked about it, she barely even cried!

But they didn’t enter it lawfully. In most states, after a light changes green, the intersection has to be clear of traffic before it can be legally entered.

I had an Italian Greyhound and I’m not convinced they don’t naturally produce cocaine. She would sleep about 23 hours a day then go batshit the other hour.

I’ve decided to take my talents to the McDonald family down the block.  

“OK, let’s make a pact. Either this is going to be the best vacation ever or we agree to disband and join other families.”

I grew up with a “We’re never going on another god damn Vacation Dad”

I’d be all for it, but since schedules are set based on conference (each team plays everyone in their own conference either 3 or 4 times (more often 4), and in the other conference just twice, imbalance would remain. This made me very sour when the 2013-14 Timbwerwolves could not even sniff a playoff spot in the west…

How close is the NBA to just straight up record ranking for the playoffs and saying the hell with who finishes where in their own conference? Top 16 are in, regardless of east v. west.

Best part about this is that the Knicks are going to resign Derrick Rose, keep Carmelo Anthony, have a zen-master-less Porzingis, and still only win 30 games. I hate this team.

Just posted this. Like who is this connoisseur of fine pussies?

What a perkyset!

A lightsaber handle, wrrrrr, wrrrrr