I dunno, the GOP has been throwing a full tantrum, dragging a limp-bodied-toddler-style protest since 2009 and so far it’s served them pretty well...

I blame this on the godawful alarm clock font on the jerseys. it’s messing with Aguayo’s head.

For large overweight NFL players it is.

Gotta be the catchy tune...

“I’ve cut a chunk of your funding and won’t give you an icebreaker if you suck me for it first, but let’s spend an hour listening to how great I am as your graduation speech. Who wants a red hat?”

Bigly.

Even better... he talks about the aircraft carrier and fighter savings which have nothing to do with the Coast Guard.

But hes probably gonna do something really fuckin’ stupid Thursday.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

He should have just said he was making two vaginas.

A nod to his previous work.

Can we stop saying “on the [insert drug here]”? It’s almost as annoying the “THE” before Ohio State University...

Is this a drug ignorance joke or a fat joke? I’m going on the assumption that it’s a fat joke. I’ve seen the Dawg Pound on TV.

/googles the lean

Make lemon AIDS.

I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

He also missed the start of this season with concussion after an injury during practice. He should not have played in Games 5 or 6. He really needs to not play tomorrow night, Playoffs be damned. This is a disgusting look for the Pens and the NHL — it is nauseating to see. It’s a terrible example for younger players…

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

DAMMIT, STOP GIVING TRUMP IDEAS

Eric Lindros: “The hit on Crosby didn’t look that bad. I wouldn’t stop playing.”