Because people who scream stupid shit all day get the highest ratings on “Face The Sportsnation” since the World Trade Centers came down.

“Now on 5 hours a day, it’s ‘Shouty and Squinty’, where Stephen A. shouts, and Darren squints blankly into the abyss!”

I would miss Hannah. On my BTATV Scale, she’s a 0.

I’m a big fan of that ESPN radio/TV show Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Played Professional Sports For a Time and Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Had a Different Career Path.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

It’s been years and I still don’t know if I like Ryen Russillo or not.

Eh, this is nothing new...our manager has been dead to us for years now.

Oliveira, 37, insisted to Sante Fe that he is not old.

“Man, we’ve tried everything to get this guy to take the hint, and he doesn’t seem to get that we just don’t like him. Maybe this’ll finally get through.”—Santa Fe staff

The could have said the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. On an unrelated note, that Santa Fe fan is muy bueno

Goddamnit you beat me to it. +1

Not soon enough

My giant mutant of a dog (half Irish wolfhound, half bullmastiff) was named Abby. Once it became evident that she was going to be the most loving idiot and pain in the arse across all of doglandia, I started calling her Abbynormal.

nope.

great minds!

Abby something.

I’m Team Cow on this one.

Food fight. Condiments. Probation.

dear black people.