Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.

If you’re the type of human being who still listens to mid-day sports talk radio, this is probably a valid question. As would be “Should I try leaving the house without my helmet again?”

he definitely has the look of a guy who would destroy Hitchbot

Immediate improvement ensues as Harper plays 1v9.

(Bryce Harper signed to long-term deal by Phillies) (rest of players, Phillies management, and stadium employees sold off for medical experiments)

This is so funny yet sad that I wanted to comment just to have it bookmarked to send to an ombudsman. Journalism, in general, has gone down in quality over the last 20 years, but ESPN is exceptionally brutal.

“An electric wall, you say? Iiiiinteresting....”
- the pretendsident

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

New assistant coach George Constanza’s radical “Opposite Theory” offense sure is paying dividends.

+1

Could be worse... “Hey, that guy’s watching a porno!”

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

Nepotism in D.C.? Psh, next thing you’re gonna tell me is that the son or wife of a former President is going to contend, and perhaps even win, the race to be the President.

“If it makes you feel any better, Michele, it’s not that much warmer up here, hahaha!”

Reminds me of an Onion article where Jared Leto thanks acting for being something easy that everyone can do.

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

Now for your intensive broadcaster training course:

Can you really put a price on a work of majestic splendor like Mt. Davis?