*Watches UCLA-Kentucky*

He was originally #2, but he had a note.

Agreed. The best Vinnie’s kid could do was open a car dealership in Connecticut.

+1 gorilla suit

Yeah but the NFL is obviously fixed, and wrestling is real.

Sweaty. You forgot sweaty.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

I feel like like if teams played It’s Not Unusual more often after TDs, we’d finally get the celebration every fan wants and deserves.

No one puts Shakira in a corner!

Hip shaking will no longer be allowed. Doing the Carlton, however, will be highly encouraged!

Pretty shocked they didn’t go with Dan Orlovsky.

Well, you know, those who can, do. Those who can’t, mentor abject failures who will never amount to very much of anything at the professional level and should probably just stop right now and go ahead and open that insurance sales office before they make a bigger fucking embarrassment of themselves.

And I’m a chicken hawk.

That is, I say, that is a big ass chicken.

“One thought he should have zigged, and the other thought he should have zagged. They got sideways with each other.”

I strongly support your interest in living in the country and becoming some sort of bumpkin/redneck food wizard. BUT, and this is an important but, you’re going to need to invest in some redneck tools of the trade. One of these should be a busted-ass POS pickup, that smells more like dog/fish/deer than anything…

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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something something building character something something heart attack.