Don’t worry, since this is Atlanta the stands will be empty in no time.

“These people have awful names.”

Rodney McGruder reportedly replied, “OK, J.R., keep your shirt on,” and things escalated from there.

Pipe don’t lay itself

I 100% expected him to be shirtless under his suit jacket.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

“We guesstivus he’s taking one for the restivus”

Ha, yeah, Tom Ley and I were chuckling at that, too. “Pain-staking”?! C’mon, Ken.

Ken Rosenthal is a good baseball media person, but for goodness’ sakes, writing “pain-staking” rather than “painstaking” (which, if you were going to hyphenate, you would render as “pains-taking,” because what the hell does it mean to stake pain?) is a depressing-as-shit mistake.

“That’s terrible and shocking! But regardless, I’ll give you a screaming deal on a very nice coffin and remembrance ceremony! Here’s my card.”

-Jim Tomsula

Sounds like the man could use some relaxation. Anyone know where Diane Russini is?

It appears Washington’s strategy for dealing with Cousins was off DeMarc.

A deal structured like that would have given Washington the option of cutting ties with little-to-no cap implications at any time beyond 2017. But it’s obviously much too late for that now.

I guess that explains why they’ve only won 3 Super Bowls.

I haven’t seen a team screw up a situation involving a player named Cousins since about 2 weeks ago.

Mr. Fuji used to try that trick all the time.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

He will forever be Chet to me. Always and forever Chet.