They shot Griffin at the Staples Center. He’s dead.

Doc Rivers, at all times:

Second great usage of this image this week.

*Morans. This is Missouri we’re talking about.

You sound upset about something small from many years ago.

Found the life of the party

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

I bet most people (including maybe me?) couldn’t name 15 elements. They know the earth is a three-dimensional spherical object tho.

When asked to explain the difference between a basketball and a frisbee, he said, “come on, man...one’s plastic”.

Dude if he didn’t learn by elementary school that the earth is round then maybe this whole Betsy Devos thing won’t be much of a change

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Maybe in this case, actually #sticktosprots

Somewhere, Carl Everett is smiling, believing he’s found a kindred spirit in the sports world. However, Irving does believe that dinosaurs are real, having played against Chris Bosh.

But how good are they at rolling crepes?

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.