That’s the joke.

Definitely an unfournette turn for the Jags.

Pfft. That bum?

But the anus of proof clearly falls on you.

Have they tried playing Shock The Monkey at full blast? That may help him.

Robert Griffin here! Get your Robert Griffin here! Ice cold Robert Griffin here!

Don’t blame me. I voted for Robert Griffin.

A lot of alliterations from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

Well it depends how important your washrag is to your game day experience.

Ladies and gentlemen, your St. Louis 49ers.

Reporter: Uh, Cam, can you explain the headband?

He was only at the bar to promote his new line of Kizer Sauza tequila.

Well he’s probably not even supposed to be there.

Lecturing her on the multitude of problems with current US tax structure.

It was.

Agreed. Dignified gentlemen whoring died with Hugh Heffner. Sad

At this point I’d take Bob Ley.

I think they should have asked Kevin Bacon to deliver this message.

President Lalas’ base has already formed.

On a bigger stage, this may spell the death sentence for ESPN. Their rating for 2018 in Russia no less will make Longhorn Network look like peanuts.