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Ogre's Remorse
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I’m sure their midget brother was somewhere drinking wine with prostitutes.

Ha..Hey...wait. Boo this man!

Come on man. Berserker.

Plus robots can throw rolls of paper towels significantly farther, faster and harder than any blue collar slob.

Why don’t you just go go?

Where’s Tom Green when we need him?

+ 1 dollar.

Beckham - Uh..yes. Pretended to pee.

You know who would be a good fit for the Niners at QB? Colin Kap...oh...right. Carry on

Green: Problem solved! Now bring me that messenger that delivered me that bad news and my finest pistol.

Its not even hot! I dont come here for tepid taeks!

Now why would Wil Wheaton want to whip his players?

Oh baby. He still likes it raw.

Marshawn...you are NOT the father.

Sometimes when life is kicking my ass, I think about that time he did that thing and then said what he said and it gets me through. Y’all remember, right?

He never stood up for Lou Holtz whose 2nd language is English.

Judge: I usually don’t approve the use of the word cracker motherfucker this much but in this case I’ll allow it.

#sticktobackyardbears

Say no more, good sir.

I love Ryan Piccolo. What? Brian? Brian, Ryan. All the same.