Don’t know about the rest of you but I can’t make it to the end of the movie Vogel’s Song without crying.

Poor guy must be under stress. I’m sure he meant the Mets.

Samer: Did you order the code red on Kaepernick?

I saw your picture in the newspaper.

On occasion, I’ll be quirky.

Immediately blows out his ACL and MCL signing the document.

From the looks of it he’s going out like a rock star. Much better way to go than poor Darren Daulton.

Came here for urine soaked burning uniform. Leaving disappointed.

Impossible. I suspect its a Dolgopolov doppelganger.

Is he confusing the word injustice with bullshit? If he said this is some bullshit people might like him more.

Ollie isn’t the name of the mayor. Ollie is the name of the town drunk that goes up to strangers and ask them to pull his finger.

Besides, olhe para os meus abdmonais!

Doesn’t get much lower than Sub Bojangles.

Paco, thank you. We left an envelope for you in bathroom.

Said player would be subjected to 2 full weeks of Stephen A. Smith screaming and spitting on them.

Sounds perfectly cuvfefe to me.

Tennis needs more hockey players. Vice versa not so much

+1 Chip Kelly unconsummated marriage.

No, you’re think of the men in the room responsible for overseeing Antonio Cromartie’s jerking off for sire fees.

This is nothing. At John Elway’s draft, it took 3 men to look him in the mouth.