Everyone shut up and stop what you’re doing. Someone is singing Danny Boy.

Aye.

Ye verily, the tennis gods chortled.

I’m still doubting his committment to sparkle motion.

I can think of at least two huge reasons for you to make a Kate...oh, hi Lauren! Baseball!

The song or Dan Snyder?

Doesn’t this just leave the door open for him to use a pro-gay slur in the future?

Atlee shrugged.

Didn’t believe it until he started singing “Papa” from Yentl.

When I read the headline, the first thing that came to mind was The Who concert.

Could have ended much worse.

+1 Golazo!

But they’ve already prepared the burlap sacks with the dollar sign on the side.

Ump: Nah you got it all wrong. I was out all night *fucking*. Ask your mom.

Not pictured laughing ass off - Hope Solo.

Well champagne wishes and caviar dreams to you too.

If he were a Cowboy he’d be cut by now.

Beavers attempt to help must have failed again.

I’ll have you know Bears in Backyard Pools is some of the finest investigative journalism out there.

Begging your pardon my lord, but wouldn’t that make you bitch king of the universe? I imagine bitch king would have his pick from the known galaxies.