Don’t worry Zack. I’m sure your girlfriend will..bwahahaha! Who am I kidding.

+1

Now I just feel terrible for him. Thanks.

Forrest Shump

Damn. I was really looking forward to Nashville fans eating live penguins.

+1 Whiiiiskey! All you want!

Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, Louie.

What Safer is saying here is that its ok to laugh at ourselves sometimes.

Why yes, I believe I’m adequately prepared for some footbaw.

How could they forget ol #...what’s his name?

And after all that she went home with that stud Rockwell.

Never actually seen a tennis walk over.

But is it true he was so fat that when he broke his ankle gravy spilled out?

He just covfefe’d all over the justice system.

Covfefe!

Give me a Bumgarner or give me death!

He’s just something in his front pocket for you.

Too soon?

But was he Electric Boogaloo good or Electric Avenue good? Thoughts?

Scott Walker’s Father’s Cock. Think I just found my new screen name.