I’m at work. What could possibly go wrong? *turns up volume*

He’s a straight shooter. Got management written all over him.

Somewhere Dennis Miller is plotting revenge against all.

Yes, he’s large but is he in charge?

Hey. My wife was involved fully from the start. Does unconscious still count?

It was either 15 games or spend an afternoon listening to Curt Schilling’s podcast.

Raiders: Hey hun, I’m leaving you for another woman but I can’t move in with her yet. Mind if I sleep on the couch for a couple of years?

Who would have ever thought the son of a sweathog would rise to such heights.

+1 grandfatherly advice

That is, I say, that is a small ass dinosaur.

Looks like Gill got too close to Thibideux when he was spitting hot fire.

Translation: Who wants to sex Ireton!

Won’t someone please think of the children!

Fan: Fuck him up!

That’s what happens when you go with the madman.

Anyone who says they are not interested in a scared penguins vs. circling turkeys fight is a damn filthy liar.

Take so hot its burngingf mfyy findjdgerc$s.

Poor Rob Ryan. He’ll find his new niche soon.

If Joel Embiid’s knee swells in Philadelphia, does Nerlens Noel’s knee feel it in Dallas?

He was terrific in Big Love as well. Why do the good leave so soon and douchebags and assholes live forever?