I hope the editor’s comments were more like: “Bert, what the fuck is this lazy shit. You just typed out a list of basketball players.”

He does not rise to the level of butt.

How is this list not Anthony Bennett repeated 20 times?

John Wall: *nods enthusiastically*

“Young”?!

As a Wizards fan (shoot me), I would not so much call Bradley Beal “butt” but rather a 6'5 version of one of those crappy off brand TVs that always breaks masquerading as a basketball player. When it happens, you always ask yourself why the hell you bought some Magnavox flat screen from Target and didn’t just spring…

Here, in no particular order, are some young bloggers who are butt:

Holy shit, there was a lot of wrong in this paragraph. Do you know anything about DC sports? Dan Snyder didn’t build Fedex Field, Jack Kent Cooke did with his own money. Snyder bought the team and stadium after Cooke’s death. 

I’d double your gracious tally if they went back to being called The Capital Bullets while wearing this sexy combo.

Except that Ted is great and you are wrong. And guess what? The Caps don’t suck. The MCI/Verizon Center revitalized that area of DC when the Caps and Bullets were moved to DC from Maryland and made DC tons of money. Meanwhile the Nationals park cost the city millions and hasn’t done a whole lot for the city and Dan…

The lucrative of the cubs games really only took off in 1984, with the good team then coinciding with the launch of the WGN superstation blowing up the fandom. I get what you are trying to say but there are plenty of people around who remember wrigley as half empty fielding a team of bums

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

My Grandpa is still waiting for the Houston Gamblers to win an USFL championship. He’s not all there and in a home. If he pisses me off I’ll tell him the news AND that the guy who imploded the USFL might be elected President.

The lesson is never try.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

KILL THE HEAD AND THE BODY WILL DIE

I hate to be this guy, but I think you just don’t get Donald Glover.

This review sounds a lot like Bill’s other reviews of soccer highlights — “This was awesome, but it kinda wasn’t.”

Ehh, I’ve really enjoyed it and I look forward to seeing where it goes. Your analysis isn’t wrong, but I would still rather watch Atlanta than the laugh tracked garbage the big networks seem to be heading back into.