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O How the mediocre have fallen.

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Scalding hot take, bro.

+1. I sing your comment electric.

You weren’t kidding about the litter. That’s alotta white trash there.

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

Is that Amy Schumer trying to fuck that trash can?

Goddamn, that actually is some marvelous photography!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life young lady.

Ways to get a Vegemite infection.

Could be in the US if not for the fact that not nearly enough fat people.

Something something Buffalo

Your Cutler take sucked...they’ll trade him before releasing him. Bradford got a 1st round pick...

Sounds too “liberal.”

Ted Cruz: Tax Payer

“Ted Cruz- never implied he wanted to have sex with his daughter”

I was really expecting him to go as a can of Progresso soup.

I had a really good night. Sat outside and threw candy at children.