They seem like sweet kids. I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt. 🌸🌸

I saw Kathy Griffin interviewed on a late night show — I think it was Seth Meyers — a few years ago, and her main anecdote was about the time she ran into someone she’d said horrible things about on Fashion Police, and that person had the gall to let her know they were unhappy with her comments. Griffin was deeply…

Ugh, yeah. Although maybe it was my headphones, but the applause sounded pretty tepid.

I bet your kid is WAY smarter and more eloquent than Drumpf. He’s also probably more qualified to be president and knows how to pronounce “China.”

Listening to him is almost physically painful. I watched his speech on German television and the interpreter sounded like he was losing his goddamn mind because of Trump’s slow, slurred speech and strange affectation. Having done some (terrible) interpreting myself, I felt sorry for him haha. And it’s so clear that…

I know the future of our planet is at stake here, so I apologize in advance for my superficial comments to follow. But....listening to trump speak from prepared remarks is even worse to me than his extemporaneous raving. To think he called Jeb! low energy. I cannot stand how he reads and then, oy this is hard to…

#forthetroops

Ivanka looked ridiculous in her full-on first communion veil.

Yeah, that outfit is spot-on. I hope Ivanka sees it and is just uncontrollably jealous (and not the least of which because she has exclusive rights to JT). That would make me so happy.

I remember the card on top of her casket that read “Mummy” with the boys walking behind. I still get choked up when I see a footage of it.

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

I agree - everyone wants some sort of deep, dark conspiracy, but it’s just two shallow, selfish people in a marriage of (in)convenience. Melania seems about as deep as a puddle, so sitting on a golden chair and reading magazines sounds about right.

Brings to mind the episode of 40 Rock where Liz (who thought she was bullied by everyone in high school) finds out everyone else thought SHE was the bully. (And I think I maybe remember Tina Fey describing this happening in her real life too in her book?)

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

From John Oliver’s show last night (quote copied from WaPo):

Trump is like the guy in hs who so wants to hang with the cool kids that he sells out his lifelong friends by telling all their secrets and the cool kids just laugh at him.

They basically got the nomination for him. They gave him more free, call-in air time than any other show....and hung out with him off air.

Well, it’s nice that they’re going after him finally (they also brought up FBI investigation and Trump’s guilt). But, hey, psssst, Mika! Joe! You guys were at the forefront of normalizing this guy by having him on your show constantly. So. You got a lot more making it up to the American people to do.

You know, I understand his mentality here. A cast shake up can often save a TV show with dismal ratings. However, he’d be better off just writing this off as a sunk cost and canceling the rest of his presidency.

I used to be one of the “New York Observer”’s biggest fans. (It didn’t hurt that they sent it to me for free for something like 20 years.) It was like “Spy” in its heyday, with a little peak “Village Voice” and “New York” Magazine thrown in.