Yes, three cheers for hot aunt may!!

Marisa Tomei is so effing gorgeous!

He’s so full of life! Love it.

Can someone please give Tom Holland all of Kendall Jenner’s modeling contracts? The man can BRING IT.

I...believe him, actually. A lot of newly-sober people acquire hobbies to stay busy in the time they previously would have spent boozing/using.

I had a sense of low-grade dread when I saw Trump’s numbers creeping back up even after pussygate. But in hindsight, the massive upset in the Michigan primary should have been a fucking huge warning sign that things were about to go tits up.

I remember talking about this here on Jezebel back in October but I kinda knew post-Labor Day, because I would look at the polls every single time Trump said or did something outrageous and Hillary would get an eight, nine, ten point lead over him but within days, her numbers fell back down to Earth and she would end…

It was after Trump became a sure thing to win the republican primary. I just thought to myself “shit. This wasn’t supposed to happen. This feels like some bad destiny type shit.” It was like whatever needed to happen for Trump to win, I just had a gut feeling that was going to happen-one way or another. No matter what…

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

Bruce Jenner was an asshole and now Caitlyn is an asshole. We need to realize that changing how you’re presenting doesn’t necessarily change who you are on the inside.

It was a sad interview. She reflected on how poorly she acted as a father. I think she knows now that living authentically won’t really change those relationships because it won’t undue the hurt. You can see how lonely she is but that she doesn’t really have the skills to connect with her kids the way they need her…

Christ Almighty, what a dysfunctional toxic waste dump. The only person I feel any sympathy at all for is Barron.

DJ James Kennedy and Jax getting along was interesting to watch. And as much as I hate to give Kristen any sort of positive reinforcement, she was right about his behavior changing after he had a drink during their break in filming the reunion.

I am disturbed by how much I don’t mind a sober James. Like, there’s a “disturbance in the force”.

I’m glad they brought Frank back for another season. I like his character and didn’t think he got enough screen time last season. Hopefully they recast their daughter Brianna.

“Ok, Ghostbuster .”

Yeah. I don’t know how I feel. Her getting Grover to nurse at the end was some metaphor for “everything’s going to be ok”, right? It just seems to blah...

I cannot believe you said that because when I was 8 my mom took me and my sisters to see the Beauty and the Beast musical matinee in LA and we literally ate at the Cheesecake Factory for dinner after.