It’s so weird to me that a person that treats everyone like shit can inspire such loyalty in some people.

I’ll admit it; I’m down for a The Sweetest Thing sequel. I’ve watched that damn movie more times than I’d like to admit. *lightbulb* It was filmed here in the Bay Area. I just remembered that. I guess it’s time for a re-watch. It’s been a few years.

Reynolds had a string of flops before Deadpool and still kept getting big budget movies like Green Lantern. Fassbender is a great actor who keeps picking shitty films. He was in the Counselor, Slow West, Steve Jobs, the Alien sequel, Assasin’s Creed, The Snowman, etc. You don’t remember those movies because they…

I’m 2 years older that her and I can confirm that is the face of a woman in her mid-40s realizing she just got her period. No one tells you how bad they get as you get older. It is no hyperbole, I don’t need your Shining jokes. However, a bad pun from the SNL ESPN Classic Women’s sketches would be welcomed.

It really is something when people try to tell Nick Offerman what Ron Swanson would want. As if he didn’t embody the character for years.

Nick Offerman is too good for us!

I don’t think scary is the right word. For me it was just this slow burn of dread, I knew something bad was happening but the buildup was the story. Then fifteen minutes of comical vengeance. It’s good fun and I also don’t drink tea anymore!

It’s not a scary movie in like, a monster-movie sense, more like a psychological thriller. The ending has a bit more of the violence one might expect in a horror movie, though.

LOLOLOL

STASSI WAS YELLING JAGER BOMBS!! CIRCA 2009!!

Stassi’s party was almost too appropriately themed. I mean its clear her relationship is dead (and I’m petty sure the breakup is coming soon...anyone know how close the Mexico trip was to her birthday?). It’s also clear her rehabbed image as no longer being the spoiled brat is dead. And it’s clear the universe is…

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

Melania openly hates her husband, but it doesn’t make her a better, or good, person. She’s still scum, just scum we can laugh with instead of at on occasion.

I originally read this as “she’s a mastermind at squints” and thought...yup.

And a lot less of it.

Google image seems to bear out my suspicion. Look how happy Melania looks with Marines!

She’s a mastermind at *squints* doing what the first lady normally does?

“Andy and April’s Wedding” is one of my favorite episodes. The Simon and Garfunkel song that played as April came in was perfect. I also loved “Jerry’s Painting” and, well, a bunch more. I really loved P&R for a long time (it did, admittedly, have a downturn).

Good lord Melania’s dress is hideous. From the shiny print to the pattern to those horrible puffy sleeves. It looks like an 80s prom dress or like she’s going to a wedding in 1986. Her spray on tan and makeup are way to harsh and heavily applied. Just an awful look all the way around. Trump is such an insecure asshole…

Oh fuck you, Mika. It’s different when your “friend” does it, right? Those bitches lie! she’s garbage just like Scarborough. They may hate Trump now that he’s gone after them but they helped foist that asshole on all of us. She’s a moron.