Ill watch anything with Allison Janney.

No. He’s got for sure a “type” he likes. Was married to Alexandra Cabot, left her for January Jones, and now it seems he’s having dinner with Scar Jo. Is there a woman blond and basic enough to make him happy? You’d have to ask him about that.

“Like, he wants us to think Nicole Kidman, but it’s probably Neve Campbell.”

“I’m sorry...that I didn’t think about how my comments would affect my sales.”

“My statements were taken out of context...”

Praise the tiny baby Jesus that we don’t have the Clintons and their family drama in the White House. Can you even imagine? Whew! Bullet dodged.

The only way the Republicans would ever consider impeaching him is if they thought that keeping him around would hinder their reelections. However, thanks to gerrymandering, voter suppression, and a loyal cadre of racist, sexist, xenophobic voters who will always support Trump and consistently show up to vote in…

what about this review of Ivanka’s book

She’s essentally been going to other people’s weddings, 3 or 4 times a day, for 60 years.

As someone who was working in the UK at 5am this morning, the sheer palpable terror that the Queen had died and therefore Trump would be coming consumed British Twitter from 4am-8am.

“Everything changed when the Fyre Starters spoke.”

Another source said, “It feels like they have good intentions, but are out of their league … Several companies bailed on working with them because they were very disorganized.

“Gutentag, Evin- do you have availability next week to sit in on a globally broadcasted women’s forum? We just had an opening for our panel!”

And not just because of her age; he also drugged her without her knowledge and forced himself on her as she told him to stop.

I was wondering if he was elected. Can you primary him? How is he running as a Democrat? How have people not noticed?

I always think this on death penalty articles and I think it’s applicable here. Limits on the ways that we punish “bad” guys are not for the sake of the bad guys. They are for the sake of the people doling out the punishment.

Dehydration is an awful way to die, too. He was essentially tortured to death. I don’t care if we’re talking about Ted Bundy. That shit should not be happening in America.

“I have nearly 1000 inmates. I don’t know all their names but is this the guy who was in custody for shooting up the Potawatomi Casino causing one man to be hit by gunfire while in possession of a firearm by a career convicted felon?” Clarke said. “The media never reports that in stories about him. If that is him,…