“having sex with”. No. He raped a child. He wasn’t “having sex with” her.

“The Florida Democratic party has called for his resignation, while the state Republican party chairman did not...”

VERY well said. Internet kudos to you, kind Sir or Madam.

Is his mother’s maiden name Duggar? Because goddamn if this doesn’t sound like their brand of horseshit.

In unrelated news, the White House is installing a new phone in the Oval Office at a cost to taxpayers of $486,000.

I would argue that the passenger who called the police needs a witness or two to back up HIS story.

Same old Trump. Accuse/talk about what HE’S doing as if his enemies are the ones doing it.

If it can be proven that Russia interfered with our election process to Trump’s benefit, the rightful POTUS isn’t Mike Pence OR Paul Ryan. It’s Hillary Clinton.

The speed with which he bandwagons that shit will be breathtaking. And, it will have been all his idea all along to investigate “THOSE traitors” <hard finger-point>.

Love this. QOTY.

Me, too. And he’s in for six years. Maybe if Claire loans her seat to Tonya Harding...

We only have the judiciary. Repubs: “Two outta three ain’t baaad”

Ok, EW.

But the Dems are outnumbered and they know it. That isn’t to say they shouldn’t still try to start one and let everyone see the Repubs sqaush it, but the “everyone” who would see that and care is us, not any of the Repub voters.

Well, abolishing the NEA will fund half the cost of Melania staying in NY. Those Blahnik’s ain’t gonna buy themselves.

Other countries are going to start sending journalists to America to report on OUR human rights violations

I hadn’t thought of that. You’re probably right.

Came to say this exact thing. I wonder if he will try to find a way to reverse the commutation. He’s exactly that kind of shit weasel.

I just say “dishes”, which could mean plates, glasses, or anything else breakable. It’s not nearly as interesting a word as crockery, though.

Starred for crockery.