They weren't even exciting games. I think the one that wasn't a sequel was a zombie game. Christ.

I won't be buying it.

I'm "bitching" because on top of the sorta kinda "used" games thing and the required monthly subscription to get half of its damn features to work, it's not worth $499.

If the PS4's $550, allows used games, and doesn't require a subscription to make half of its functions work, it's still a better deal.

Statistically, it's fantastic.

I was praised for my ability to multitask at my last job. Little did they know, I was setting aside time to do things one at a time (3 projects? 1.5 hours each, and then 2 hours set aside for the inevitable real crisis) and refusing to respond to every little phone call like it was a crisis. TAKE THAT.

Shame on this ugly man for saying ugly women are ugly! I will call him ugly and all will be right with the world!

Maybe. If there's really strong evidence, a prosecutor may want to be the guy who successfully prosecuted this Ariel Castro.

Homeboy has tried to have it both ways. Remember in Bowling for Columbine he said he'd have listened to the Columbine shooters instead of saying anything to them?

I'm pretty sure the GC animal crossing had NES games. I remember Excitebike. You had to look for them super hard, though.

WHY WOULD YOU CONTACT HER.

If you, a stranger, come up and touch my head, I will mace you.

THIS WAS ME AS A KID.

I kind of wish there was more info on black hair care just floating around. I worked direct care for adults with developmental disabilities, and had a few African American clients I had to assist with bathing and fixing their hair.

Yep. I was on the phone with the hospital while they were performing CPR on my mom (bilateral pulmonary embolism following a knee replacement— she was healthy and young). I told them to do what they could, and that she was an organ donor.

Oh, but I wear pajamas to the liquor store and I'm a loser.

Tangentially related: I want to hunt down whoever came up with Skinny Girl brand booze and puke on their shoes.

I'm absolutely renting this when it comes out on redbox. Might pick it up if I really love it. I am a sucker for a good sci fi story. It forgives much.

Being a photographer is a little harder than being a gamer, and rarely involves purity tests from fat, stinky men in their twenties.

Seriously. People like to talk about what a hero Ned Stark was, and it was hard to see him die, but it was his PRIDE that prevented him from holding his goddamn horses, hitching up his horse, riding up to the North and sitting the obvious shitstorm out.