Hey, as someone who follows the league, just thought I’d give a bit of background here.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

My absolute favorite one is this:

Glue trap and stomp. Literally nothing else has ever worked for me.

Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

Holy shit: the “I hate the fucking Browns, I hate them so god damn much” guy… You can just hear it. The way the lunacy, desperation, and ultimately hatred is consuming any positive feelings he once had for a team he was raised to love by some cruel, uncaring family. Family toward which he may now reflexively harbor…

“No one ever asks me out,” she says when Van Meter visits her in Atlanta. “I am lonely every Saturday night.

You really didn’t live up to and then subsequently did live up to your username there. +1

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

For all the non-sports people, I want to point them to stuff like this as to why sports matter, and why they are a good thing, and why as “overpaid” or whatever you want to claim athletes are that sports can be such a powerful force for unifying people.

The bad news for those kids who used to tease him is that they are not getting into Valhalla.

You say they’re a mess. I say they’re having more fun than most of us.

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.

Maybe Mildly Interesting Fact: Kansas City incorporated well before Kansas (the state) joined the union. Ergo, Kansas should change their name.

“Royals fans are close enough to Cards fans, both spiritually and geographically, that they could become just as annoying if the Royals win it all.”

As a KC fan, you have no idea how exciting it is to read these comments and see how many people hate the Royals. After 29 years of rooting for possibly the most irrelevant team in MLB, the jump to being hated is pretty awesome.

Just wanted to applaud Deadspin on wrapping up a successful series of articles about the playoff teams. I look forward to the playoff action ahead.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Can my Consuela tattoo get some love? http://imgur.com/a/6NQ8z