That must be the axe they gave him.

The curve isn’t that steep. This article is pure hyperbola.

Sadly, Joe Madden then had a heart attack chasing the kids around with one in his mouth.

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

How about a piglet getting a bath? This is my go-to video to watch when the world is dark and terrible.

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

Golden!

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Do you mean, con cueto?

WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH KETCHUP?!