I’d walk out of the reception and divorce someone if they smashed cake in my face

1 in 5 college women are sexually assaulted

My grandmother did that too. I always thought it was morbid. Then my grandmother passed away and I regret not taking a picture of her (even though I have dozens and dozens of her while alive) at her funeral. How weird is that?

tireless advocates for “straight marriage only”

The patriots fired him today

If other mammals eat their placentas—the line of thinking goes—then it must also be good for humans.

I was forced to quit when my building went smoke-free last month

I agree with you about having to do something you find super offensive, but you shouldn’t be in business working/serving the public if you are like that. I’m like that and shouldn’t work with the public. My boss on the other hand would do business with anyone.

You also forgot, no cakes for illegitimate children

I forgot to add that almost all part time work in America doesn’t include any type of benefits. That means no health insurance, any type of leave and no vacation. Most minimum wage jobs pay between $7.25 - $10.00 per hour. And most employers only like to give part time workers 20 hours a week. They freak out if you…

European countries are very different. People mostly work full time jobs. Unlike America where a large portion of the country can only find low paying part time work. If Americans were given this type of great family leave they would spend most of that time looking for a better job to go back to

Just give her half a Xanax. You can take the other half. Problem solved

He’s also very anti-gay

Here is a hilarious Red Nose Day skit (aka Comic Relief) with David Tennant (Dr Who) and Catherine Tate.

And that night Magery just so you will know and your children will some day know is the night the lights went out in Georgia

McDonalds in Cambridge is actually giving out breathalyzer tests for potential patrons http://www.eater.com/2015/5/1/85325…

You went to the bank? You must be allergic to direct deposit

They aren’t allergic to foam. They are allergic to common sense

Will Ferrell did do that, and it was always gratuitous, stupid and didn’t add anything to the skit. And more importantly not funny at all

Not to sound like a bitch, but if your daughter has such bad allergies and you have a bad problem with gluten, you probably shouldn’t be putting your trust in employees who make minimum wage (if they even make that much). I’m a super picky eater (And I do know that is not the equivalent to someone with food allergies)…