She could have at least used her hand to wank him off

I just started dating someone a few months ago who is 65 (I’m 49). He hasn’t told his kids about me. I’m kind of worried when he does tell them they won’t like me. He has been widowed since 2009 and hasn’t dated anyone since his wife died.

Their meat is slimy because it was pre sliced a long time ago. That is so gross

Hey Ted

No I wouldn’t. But they would be the people who ripped me off. I might tell their secretaries what scumbags Madoff, Lay and/or a Nigerian Prince were, but I certainly wouldn’t say PERSONALLY vicious things about the secretaries because their bosses ripped me off. That lady didn’t tow the car and she doesn’t own the…

She actually borrowed her sister's car to get rid of the evidence. She is one stone cold bitch

And she actually borrowed her sister's car (the sister whose boyfriend was murdered) to get rid of the evidence. She asked her distraught sister if she could borrow her car because she needed to get money from an ATM to pay their housekeeper/cleaner. She is a total piece of shit

No he isn't. He's allowed out to go to college. And strangely the Kercher family did not attend his trial or his appeal. They didn't even have a problem with him applying and getting an appeal and having his sentence halved. They don't have a problem with him surrounding himself with other college age women

you mean the poor African guy who grew up with a wealthy family who took him in? You mean the poor African guy whose DNA was found inside the victim's vagina and all over her body? You mean the poor African guy whose fingerprints were found all over the victim's room or whose fingerprints were found on the bedroom…

you mean the poor African guy who grew up with a wealthy family who took him in? You mean the poor African guy whose DNA was found inside the victim's vagina and all over her body? You mean the poor African guy whose fingerprints were found all over the victim's room or whose fingerprints were found on the bedroom…

you mean the poor African guy who grew up with a wealthy family who took him in? You mean the poor African guy whose DNA was found inside the victim's vagina and all over her body? You mean the poor African guy whose fingerprints were found all over the victim's room or whose fingerprints were found on the bedroom…

This is crazy. Why would anyone share their cocaine with a bunch of kids?

I liked the way you wrote this. In a strange way it sort of reminds me of Victor's monologue in the movie Rules of Attraction

And we had to wear pantyhose/nylons

I just watched Rosie O'Donnell's latest special on cable. She talked about her heart attack and said she did not have any chest pains at all. She felt very, very, very hot (the hottests she has ever felt) exhausted, achy, was very pale, sweating and she also threw up

Do you think that sometimes Barbara Bush looks around at her life and wonders how so sensible a woman ended up surrounded by such a motley crew of buffoons?

Almost every single word out of bill o'reilly's mouth is a lie. It would seriously just be easier to make a list of the very few truthful things he has said in the past 20 or 30 years. And I can guarantee you that my weekly grocery list is longer than the list of truthful things o'liely has ever said

Don't be so misleading and disengenuous. The reason British citizens are around 100 times less likely to be shot by a police officer is because the police in England don't carry guns. The larger cities do have a squad that have officers who can have guns, but it takes a long time for them to be mobilized in an…

Gone is the smiley face he had on during his mugshot at the time of his original arrest

It's a pathetic and insulting excuse that probably will inflame the jury. The defense attorney really doesn't have much to use for a defense. These pieces of shit have admitted to committing these crimes.