YES YES YES ONE GOOD THING

I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

it’s generally a bad thing to commit violence when you don’t get what you want.

Youre blocking my driveway, so let me destroy the tires, so you cant move from blocking my drive way. Makes sense...

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The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

Such a shame. I always like stories to have a happy ending.

Talk about lax defense.

You seem angry about your trash boxer.

Ah, I remember my first time on Deadspin.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Way to bury the lede!!!!

What I think is so crazy is that by far the best chance at stopping abortion - or at least stopping a lot of abortions - is what liberals have been pushing for years. Universal healthcare so everyone can have access to affordable birth control. Sex education, so people know where to get BC and how to use it.…

My mom and I got into it a couple months ago regarding the election. She’s a newly born again Christian and a conservative. It’s so hard to have conversations with her over just about anything. We were talking about Trump and I said, he is a pig and an idiot. I will never be behind him. Of course she hated that. Her…

What a lucky guy, just passing through town in an open boxcar and somehow stumbles onto a local award.