A bunch of old-timers griping about a nonexistent threat feels more at home on Fox.

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

“We have to give some credit to the American people that they’re somewhat intelligent and that they know the difference between an opinion show and a news show,” Hannity opined.

Yeah that’s a classic Hannity move.

I would love to see the smugness smacked off of Hannity’s face. But he would just act like a martyr if that happened.

RANK MARTIN: First of all, a lot of respect to you. That’s a heck of a question. I’ve been doing this a long time and that’s the first time anyone’s ever asked me that. That’s a heck of a question.

I love this show. Am I wrong? That is not a real question.

“We found four random people who agree with us! We must be right!”

PBS’s children’s programming was actually created with the intent of serving households where the children could not attend things like daycare or pre-K. That was the POINT of it. It was designed to serve the households that were most at risk of not getting sufficient educational material. If you’re a single mom or a…

I’ve been reading articles where Trump voters talk about how this health care will screw them but then say they are not sorry for voting for Trump. This reminds me of that experiment that time when they gave a rat a choice between pushing a button to get food or pushing a button to activate electrodes in his brain…

Jesus kid, did you not wear shoes?

Everyone have their safety pins ready?

 I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

My god, Texas is in a perpetual one-upmanship contest with itself to elect the floppiest white guy possible. Their next two governors will be a tray of Vanilla Jell-O, followed by an actual quivering lump of semen.

Digging through garbage is good experience for coaching in Washington.

Tomsula: Guess I’ll have to start looking for a new place to stay out there. Hey, do you know if there are any Redskins living near the stadium that might have a tent I could borrow?

Washington football: the open boxcar of the NFL.