I would argue that a voting body who gave Bruno “Sort of sounds like a compilation of covers you find in a bin at the Dollar Tree” Mars Album of the Year is the one that needs to step up.

Super intrigued by Carrie’s beet raisin technique. It probably requires pro kitchen equipment but I want to learn!

It’s called “Whataboutism” and it’s a much used deflection tool in this administration.

This is even more amazing considering that when I lived in the UK, every time I washed my white underwear it went a very unattractive gray.

I have a friend who is a textile curator, and he told me that you should never fold a vintage garment twice in the same way, as repeated creasing in the same spots will weaken them.

Everyone I know who watches it insists that it’s great, but also that they feel very emotionally manipulated at the end of every episode. I fucking hate shit that pulls on the heartstrings for the sake of pulling on the heartstrings.

I feel like I am the only person IMRL (in my real life) who doesn’t watch this dumb show. It looks awful - why the fuck would I want a TV show to make me cry when real life is doing a pretty good job of it already.

Bobby, I cherish your hatred for This Is Us. It sustains me.

It turns out she wasn’t bragging that they didn’t take a government plane for their honeymoon, but complaining.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

That picture screams Lifetime Network movie.

It’s like this administration thinks the government is their company, and taking a military plane akin to taking the company jet.

This is ESPECIALLY delightful after her instagram rant where she bragged about how they didn’t take a government plane on their honeymoon. No, tumbleweed, but you asked to. Shuddup.

The baby in the ‘what could have been’ fantasy made my ovaries ache. They found the cutest one ever and I wanted the Lawrence/Issa life to be true just for the baby.

Contempt of court is a jailable offense. Misdemeanors include jailable offenses, punishable by up to 2.5 years in prison. But I guess we will never know if he would have been given jail time or just a fine, thanks to the Dumpster Fire in Chief. Those are the facts.

I doubt Trump understands that.

Because to Trump, women have no value outside of their level of attractiveness.

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.

Sorry for Barcelona, boo for equating Grand Canyon as a reputable College.

Those microwaves are going to be starting at QB soon.