Who gets plain vanilla dippin’ dots? How white bread can you get?

I just watched Florence Foster Jenkins. It made me think she would have been better served if all her audiences just laughed at her.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

This fucker is the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever seen.

“If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

Lewandowski called volunteer efforts by previous presidents “platitudes,” adding, “Donald Trump wants to bring jobs back so we don’t have soup kitchens.

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

At this point, the only way Trump is going to be removed from power is by force. His inner circle of advisors (none of which are Senate approved mind you) will go full authoritarian the second McConnell/Ryan decide they need to impeach.

I thought so too, but they’re in too deep with Trump already.

Comey’s a Republican, so I’m guessing that the evidence is getting stronger that his double-standard on how the FBI investigated issues related to the Trump and Clinton candidacies was partisan in nature.

That’s what I have been saying for months. That’s why Comey was throwing shit at HRC in the last week of the election. She was about to win, and he changed the entire course of the vote. What does Russia have on Comey? And Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell? Comey must have some extreme sexual practices ...

I’d wager that the damning revelation was that Comey was blackmailed by the Russians into issuing that statement on Hillary’s emails a week before the election.

I worked retail for many years and watching Say Yes to the Dress is panic inducing for me (and yet I will still watch it pretttyyy much whenever it’s on). So many rude and entitled little bratty babies who legitimately think this is the most important moment *of their lives* and don’t even get me started on the…

I don’t think I could ever be a wedding vendor. The service industry is tough no matter how you slice it, but there’s something about dealing with whiny “but it’s my special princess day” brides that especially makes me want to puke. I know not everyone is like that, but I am sure that all wedding planners and the…

Richardson, (Dysentery) Game Time Decision.

I’m hoping that while he hunkers down in this inclement weather that he has clean water and a warm place to sleep, the Kings can’t afford to lose another man to dysentery.

Still, I have a vacancy for a Brit in my to-do list.